Walk into the Wardrobe, The Chronicles of Narnia Roleplay Advice by Lamppost and Light-Bulb


Anonymous said:

I see hearts in places where they shouldn't be and I'm worrying a vegetable because of it. What do I do?

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If you’re seeing hearts in place you shouldn’t be, doesn’t that mean you’re in love? Gurl, tell the vegetable it’s because you are in love! You can’t help it! 

-sassy z formation snap-

1 month ago 1 notes
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Anonymous said:

is there pizza in narnia?

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Mhmm. Pizza? What pizza? I’m a light bulb and I still have no idea what you’re talking about. 

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Anonymous said:

how can you fix heartbreak?

Find that lamp post person who broke your heart and—

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You’ll feel much better afterward. If you don’t, you can’t say you didn’t try. 

1 month ago 1 notes
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Anonymous said:

What if you try and do your best to mind your manners but end up epically failing?

Tell your manners to deal with it. 

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And then you can try again.

1 month ago 0 notes
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Hay gurl. 

So, I see Masta Lewis done left us. 

WHICH LEAVES ME TO SORT OUT DA DRAAAAMAAAAA.

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1 month ago 2 notes
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Anonymous said:

what happens when people turn blue? Should I be concerned?

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Well… … …

Nahh. You’re good.

1 month ago 1 notes
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nrpmoments:


TEN IS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE BENNET DAUGHTERS AND NINE AND ANDREIA ARE MR AND MRS BENNET AND SUSAN IS BINGLEY AND XIAO IS DARCY AND LAMPPOST IS WICKHAM AND PRUNAPRISMIA IS MR COLLINS AND MIRAZ IS LADY CATHERINE AND SEBESTIAN IS CHARLOTTE 

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nrpmoments:

TEN IS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE BENNET DAUGHTERS AND NINE AND ANDREIA ARE MR AND MRS BENNET AND SUSAN IS BINGLEY AND XIAO IS DARCY AND LAMPPOST IS WICKHAM AND PRUNAPRISMIA IS MR COLLINS AND MIRAZ IS LADY CATHERINE AND SEBESTIAN IS CHARLOTTE

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Excuse me. 

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Anonymous said:

I'm hearing voices in my head. What should I do?

Talk back. It would be rude to ignore them. 

Make some friends, yeah? We both know you don’t have any. 

You’re welcome.

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3 months ago 2 notes
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Are you a magical lamp post because you can talk? -Matty

That.

And some other things. 

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3 months ago 1 notes
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Anonymous said:

I CAN'T GET AWAY! I JUST CAN'T GET AWAY! I KEEP COMING BACK! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET AWAY FROM NRP! THEY GET INTO YOUR MIND AND YOU CAN'T LEAVE, YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE! IT'S THE MAFIA!

I heard of this before. Sorry, my fri—err… gray… thing. Once you go NRP, you never go back. Lifelong illness, ya know.

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I meant to say:

-Love, Lightbulb

4 months ago 4 notes
#Anonymous #ask #bulb #LOOK. YOU--the unfortunate fortunate NRPer--are the car and the sheeps are the NRPmafia #Because of the FLUFF #Get it get it--someone take Bai away from R. Sheesh.