If you’re seeing hearts in place you shouldn’t be, doesn’t that mean you’re in love? Gurl, tell the vegetable it’s because you are in love! You can’t help it!
-sassy z formation snap-

Mhmm. Pizza? What pizza? I’m a light bulb and I still have no idea what you’re talking about.
Find that lamp post person who broke your heart and—

You’ll feel much better afterward. If you don’t, you can’t say you didn’t try.
Tell your manners to deal with it.

And then you can try again.
Hay gurl.
So, I see Masta Lewis done left us.
WHICH LEAVES ME TO SORT OUT DA DRAAAAMAAAAA.
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Well… … …
Nahh. You’re good.

TEN IS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE BENNET DAUGHTERS AND NINE AND ANDREIA ARE MR AND MRS BENNET AND SUSAN IS BINGLEY AND XIAO IS DARCY AND LAMPPOST IS WICKHAM AND PRUNAPRISMIA IS MR COLLINS AND MIRAZ IS LADY CATHERINE AND SEBESTIAN IS CHARLOTTE
Submitted by Maladh
Excuse me.

Talk back. It would be rude to ignore them.
Make some friends, yeah? We both know you don’t have any.
You’re welcome.

That.
And some other things.

I heard of this before. Sorry, my fri—err… gray… thing. Once you go NRP, you never go back. Lifelong illness, ya know.


I meant to say:
-Love, Lightbulb